Why is it so expensive?
Because someone else wants it.
Why would anyone buy this?
Because someone else can't.
Can I get a print?
No.
Can I see it in person first?
No.
Can I see more pieces?
When this one sells.
Is it really one of one?
The source materials are destroyed on livestream. You get the link. You get to watch. There is no second copy in the world.
Who made this?
Us.
What if I don't like it?
Then you weren't ready.
Can I get a discount?
That was the discount.
Returns?
No.
What if I'm not rich?
Glad you're here. Tell your boss.
Is this a joke?
Your move.